I get so many rejection letters that I’m thinking of building an anti-resume and including them in it. Did you know that an anti-resume is a thing? Perhaps this type of resume will show my creativity, my resiliency, my perseverance – see this incredible amount of artistic production on the right and piles of rejections on the left! My only problem is where is this magical leadership position where I can apply creative decision-making skills, critical thinking, problem-solving, and aesthetic sensibilities? Then again, why bother applying? I’m going to think on how to build it myself.